'SID!! Dude pretty soon you will be able to drink your ice cream.'
'Thanks for reminding me dudette, But I am done eating, can't have any more of this gooey crap.'
'Can I have the rest of it? Please.. Please.. Pretty Pleaseee...'
'Go ahead, how can I say no to you, specially when you pull your puppy-eyed routine on me.'
'You know about it!! Since when?'
'Its been some time now.'
'Damn!! And all this while I was thinking I was making you play to my tunes.'
'Hahaha, Yeah Right.. I can see right though you.'
'Thanks for busting my bubble Sid!'
'Hey, If it's any consolation, you look cute when you do that.'
'Oooo.. A compliment! that too coming from you, I got to do something to cherish this moment a bit more longer.'
'Drama Queen! you turn everything into a scene from some soap opera.'
'OYE..life is like that ok, only thing missing is the background music,
Moreover, this is what I am, take it or leave it.'
'Who talks like that in real life??'
'I DO, You got a problem with that??'
'GOD!! Just have your ice cream, I have to be somewhere.'
'WHAT!! you don't have time for your friend? Next thing I know, you will stop receiving my calls,
stop meeting me, wait till I grow a bit more older and dump me in some retirement home.
Promise me you will come visit me there. Sob..Sob..'
'Stop your nautanki, Do you even realize we have been sitting here for the past 3 hours, and this happens to be your 3rd ice cream, and I am not counting the ones you gobbled up which I had ordered for myself. Moreover you are just 2 years older than me, from where the heck did you bring a retirement home into picture.'
'And people say you don't talk, Did you even realize you said all that in just one breathe, Impressive!!'
'Riya, am leaving, you can take the bus back home after you are done with your ice cream.'
'WHERE DO YOU GO..OH BABY, WHERE DO YOU GO..' (Where do you go by No Mercy)
'What the hell do you think you are doing?'
'Well, you were gonna leave me sitting here, only with this bowl of ice cream for company,
and that song was Sooo perfect for the situation.'
'You didn't have to scream the bloody song out, as if someone was about to stab you.
People all over are staring at us.'
'Really!! Do you think that hunky sitting over there, noticed me?'
'Ohh, am pretty sure, he got a good look at the crazy howling girl, I even saw him take video of you singing,
from the looks of it, you will be making your YouTube debut soon.'
'Hahahahaha..Howling....Do you remember the first time we met, you were doing exactly that.'
'Hello madam, your bank had just deducted 3k from my account, without any explanation or justification.'
'Its been a really long time since then, do you even remember how we became friends?'
'Hmmm, The one thing that I will never forget, is the Verbal Abuse fest you and me had in your bank that day.'
'Hehehehe..That was like ultimate man! I was super pissed off at my Boss, and the next thing I know,
you come to my counter and start yelling at me.'
'Hahaha.. yup, Good old days.'
'Oye, you sound grandpa types when you say such things. You aren't even married yet!!'
'GOD!! Not that 'M' word again, I was this close to ripping off my hair and chopping off my ears two days back,
two of my aunts got hold of me. It took them just 20 minutes to make me entertain thoughts of murder.'
'You know what, if you also got rid of your nose, along with your hair, Everyone would be forced to call you 'LORD VOLDEMORT', Just imagine people talking about you, without being able to mention your name.
Idea! get rid of all your hair, and do everything to look butt ugly,
so no girl would want to look at you, this way I can have you all for myself.. Hehahahaha.'
'YOU!! you are evil personified, Even if you were the last female in this universe I wouldn't marry you.'
'OUCH, that hurt man, I am not that bad you know, I am Evil outside, Good Inside kinda person'
'Right!, If you are good, then I am the Pope. And moreover, I have something else planned for you.'
'This is not fair! you are making plans involving me, and haven't even bothered to mention it to me.'
'Hahaha..Its not a plan per say, its just an idea.'
'Oh Mighty Moronic SID! care to incept this idea of yours, into my feeble mind?'
'Hahaha..If there ever comes a time when I have feelings for you, you will always be the one I let go.'
'WHAT???? What is that supposed to mean?? You say it, as if you are conferring some sort of honor on me.'
'Well, I always wanted to have the experience of having let go of something/someone I really wanted.'
'You are a freak!! I hope you know that.'
'Hahaha, I have been called a lot of things, a freak is a new addition to the list.'
'Ohh wait, I meant to call you an asshole, I believe this won't be the first time you have been called that.'
'You are taking this personally, look, I believe that every human being has the potential to experience or be anything he wants, and I just want to experience all that life has to offer.
Having to let go of something you really want to be part of your life, has its own set of emotions and feelings
associated with it, which you won't experience otherwise. Of all the things I have in my life,
you are the one thing, I would hate to lose. But by letting you go, I will get to know or unlock the part of me,
that I know is in there somewhere.'
'Holy Mother of Everything Good!! Dude you really are becoming one of those grandpa types man, you gotta do something. Ohh.. and after listening to all this crap of your's, I have upgraded you to freaky asshole.
And HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A THING?? Next time you call me a thing, I will be more than happy to kick your butt and let go of you! GOT IT??'
'Yeah..yeah..Miss Drama Queen, Now can we please leave, I had to be home like an hour ago.'
'Hmm, Okay, But only if we can stop at Pastry King's for something sweet.'
'What the Hell?? Weren't 3 and a half ice creams enough for you?'
'Please.. Please.. Pretty Pleaseeee...'
'Arrrgghhh.. Fine.. but we are not spending more than 15 minutes there. Deal?'
'Yeah..Yeah..Stop freaking out you freaky asshole.'
'Oye.. watch your mouth, now let's go before your pastry place closes down.'
'Thanks for reminding me dudette, But I am done eating, can't have any more of this gooey crap.'
'Can I have the rest of it? Please.. Please.. Pretty Pleaseee...'
'Go ahead, how can I say no to you, specially when you pull your puppy-eyed routine on me.'
'You know about it!! Since when?'
'Its been some time now.'
'Damn!! And all this while I was thinking I was making you play to my tunes.'
'Hahaha, Yeah Right.. I can see right though you.'
'Thanks for busting my bubble Sid!'
'Hey, If it's any consolation, you look cute when you do that.'
'Oooo.. A compliment! that too coming from you, I got to do something to cherish this moment a bit more longer.'
'Drama Queen! you turn everything into a scene from some soap opera.'
'OYE..life is like that ok, only thing missing is the background music,
Moreover, this is what I am, take it or leave it.'
'Who talks like that in real life??'
'I DO, You got a problem with that??'
'GOD!! Just have your ice cream, I have to be somewhere.'
'WHAT!! you don't have time for your friend? Next thing I know, you will stop receiving my calls,
stop meeting me, wait till I grow a bit more older and dump me in some retirement home.
Promise me you will come visit me there. Sob..Sob..'
'Stop your nautanki, Do you even realize we have been sitting here for the past 3 hours, and this happens to be your 3rd ice cream, and I am not counting the ones you gobbled up which I had ordered for myself. Moreover you are just 2 years older than me, from where the heck did you bring a retirement home into picture.'
'And people say you don't talk, Did you even realize you said all that in just one breathe, Impressive!!'
'Riya, am leaving, you can take the bus back home after you are done with your ice cream.'
'WHERE DO YOU GO..OH BABY, WHERE DO YOU GO..' (Where do you go by No Mercy)
'What the hell do you think you are doing?'
'Well, you were gonna leave me sitting here, only with this bowl of ice cream for company,
and that song was Sooo perfect for the situation.'
'You didn't have to scream the bloody song out, as if someone was about to stab you.
People all over are staring at us.'
'Really!! Do you think that hunky sitting over there, noticed me?'
'Ohh, am pretty sure, he got a good look at the crazy howling girl, I even saw him take video of you singing,
from the looks of it, you will be making your YouTube debut soon.'
'Hahahahaha..Howling....Do you remember the first time we met, you were doing exactly that.'
'Hello madam, your bank had just deducted 3k from my account, without any explanation or justification.'
'Its been a really long time since then, do you even remember how we became friends?'
'Hmmm, The one thing that I will never forget, is the Verbal Abuse fest you and me had in your bank that day.'
'Hehehehe..That was like ultimate man! I was super pissed off at my Boss, and the next thing I know,
you come to my counter and start yelling at me.'
'Hahaha.. yup, Good old days.'
'Oye, you sound grandpa types when you say such things. You aren't even married yet!!'
'GOD!! Not that 'M' word again, I was this close to ripping off my hair and chopping off my ears two days back,
two of my aunts got hold of me. It took them just 20 minutes to make me entertain thoughts of murder.'
'You know what, if you also got rid of your nose, along with your hair, Everyone would be forced to call you 'LORD VOLDEMORT', Just imagine people talking about you, without being able to mention your name.
Idea! get rid of all your hair, and do everything to look butt ugly,
so no girl would want to look at you, this way I can have you all for myself.. Hehahahaha.'
'YOU!! you are evil personified, Even if you were the last female in this universe I wouldn't marry you.'
'OUCH, that hurt man, I am not that bad you know, I am Evil outside, Good Inside kinda person'
'Right!, If you are good, then I am the Pope. And moreover, I have something else planned for you.'
'This is not fair! you are making plans involving me, and haven't even bothered to mention it to me.'
'Hahaha..Its not a plan per say, its just an idea.'
'Oh Mighty Moronic SID! care to incept this idea of yours, into my feeble mind?'
'Hahaha..If there ever comes a time when I have feelings for you, you will always be the one I let go.'
'WHAT???? What is that supposed to mean?? You say it, as if you are conferring some sort of honor on me.'
'Well, I always wanted to have the experience of having let go of something/someone I really wanted.'
'You are a freak!! I hope you know that.'
'Hahaha, I have been called a lot of things, a freak is a new addition to the list.'
'Ohh wait, I meant to call you an asshole, I believe this won't be the first time you have been called that.'
'You are taking this personally, look, I believe that every human being has the potential to experience or be anything he wants, and I just want to experience all that life has to offer.
Having to let go of something you really want to be part of your life, has its own set of emotions and feelings
associated with it, which you won't experience otherwise. Of all the things I have in my life,
you are the one thing, I would hate to lose. But by letting you go, I will get to know or unlock the part of me,
that I know is in there somewhere.'
'Holy Mother of Everything Good!! Dude you really are becoming one of those grandpa types man, you gotta do something. Ohh.. and after listening to all this crap of your's, I have upgraded you to freaky asshole.
And HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A THING?? Next time you call me a thing, I will be more than happy to kick your butt and let go of you! GOT IT??'
'Yeah..yeah..Miss Drama Queen, Now can we please leave, I had to be home like an hour ago.'
'Hmm, Okay, But only if we can stop at Pastry King's for something sweet.'
'What the Hell?? Weren't 3 and a half ice creams enough for you?'
'Please.. Please.. Pretty Pleaseeee...'
'Arrrgghhh.. Fine.. but we are not spending more than 15 minutes there. Deal?'
'Yeah..Yeah..Stop freaking out you freaky asshole.'
'Oye.. watch your mouth, now let's go before your pastry place closes down.'
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