"Abe aise kyu baita hai? jaise kisi ne teri leli ho."
"Mood nahi hai yaar abhi, disturb mat kar."
"Muaaf kardo Nawab saheb, jaise hum gareeb logo ko
aap jaise bade logo ke pichwade mein ungli karne ke alawa aur koi kaam hi nahi hai na??"
30 seconds later..
"Abe chutiye, tu abhi tak aise hi pada hai, chal ready ho ja, we are going out,
Maa kasam agar tune natak kiya toh bheja phod dunga."
"Dude.. I dont want to go out, all we end up doing is boozing and ogling, faida kya hai?"
"Ohh.. BC.. Are you questioning the way of life we have perfected over the last 3 years??
We are men dude.. our only objectives in life are Booze and babes."
"Fuck you man!! I am done with you justifications."
"O teri..Kya hogaya, any thing serious?"
"Chod yaar tu nahi samjhega."
"Haramkhor, 5 saal se janta hoon tujhe. Try me."
"4 din se woh mera phone nahi utha rahi hai, ghar pe gaya toh, uski mom bolti hai,
she is gone out jab ke uski gadi garage mein hi padi thi."
"Abe toh G mein jane de usko, koi aur mil gaya hoga use,
Tu uske chakkar mein mere mood ki maa behen kyu kar raha hai."
"I love her man.. I cant live without her."
"Hmmmm, Ye tera pehla scene hai kya? By God.. Dont tell me ye tera pehla case hai."
"I miss her man."
"Abe she hasn't responded to your calls for 4 days, Take a hint. Waise bhi kab se janta hai tu usko?"
"Almost 4 months now..Dude.. I cant live without her man. I will die without her"
"Abe mere champu.. wake up and smell the coffee.. ITS BLOODY BURNING AND STARING YOU STRAIGHT IN THE FACE.. tera expiry date over ho gaya hai."
"BC..without even knowing her, how can you say this about her yaar."
"Trust me, I know girls like you don't."
"Jo bhi hai yaar.. Why is she doing this to me?"
"Simple hai Beeta.. sari ladkiyan SADIST hoti hain. I mean come on yaar,
look at the fucking serials they watch saas-bahu, roona-dhona, pyar-vyar, family values and shit.
Who in their right minds would want to watch that God forsaken pile of puke?"
"WTF has watching some serial got to do with Prachi not answering my call man? And BTW even your mom watches those fucked up serials..remember??"
"HARAMI!!.. argument mein Mamma ko beech mein mat la...
BTW 'PRACHI' bada hot sounding naam hai yaar, No wonder teri jal rahi hai."
"Bhootni ke, tu baat ko kahan se kahan le ja raha hai? Naam ka ladki se kya connection hai?"
"Bhai mere.. kitni baar tune kisi hot ladki ko dekha hai, jiska naam 'Sundarabhagya Srividhya Raman' hai?"
"Hmmm.. dekha toh nahi hai."
"EXACTLY!!! yahi toh mera point hai..Jitna hot naam utni hi hot ladki. Direct Proportion hai dude.."
"Boss.. pair kahan hain tere.. Tu mahan hai yaar.. bas ek kaam kar de mera.. BLOODY SPARE ME YOUR GYAN AND FUNDAS."
"Abe tu nahi janta.. bade kaam ke hain ye funde."
"Bas kar yaar.. nahi toh By God, teri maut ka zimmedar tu khud hoga."
"Chill yaar, kisi ladki ka ghussa tu mere pe kyu nikal raha hai?"
"Dude.. pata nahi yaar.. I cant get her out of my head."
"Dekh.. I wanna booze tu aa raha hai ya nahi?"
"Arrrrgghhhhh.. Chal mere baap, nahi toh tu mujhe chain se jeene nahi dega."
"Thats like a good Doggie.."
40 mins later.. At the Pub...
"Dude check her out man.. apni taraf hi dekh rahi hai."
"Chutiye theek se dekh, tere piche ladies bathroom hai, she is checking the line outside it..
Waise bhi I am done man..Bhad mein jaye saali sabhi kuttiya, I dont give a fuck."
"Are yaar.. tera kanta abhi tak wahi atka hai? Get over it man.. Move On!!! Koi aur mil jayegi."
"Abe tab se dekh raha hoon.. you talk like you know a lot about love and girls.. From what I know tu toh saale, laundibazzi aur tharkipan ka Champ hai, when the heck did you become an authority on Love?"
"Mere zakhmo ko khured ke unpe namak lagane ka chaska nahi hai mujhe. So lets just say that I have had my heart broken a couple of times."
"You never told me about this!"
"Batane layak kuch hai nahi yaar..If I look down that lane its all pain, some self-inflicted, some poured down on me."
"Hahahahaha.. Hard to imagine you as a heart broken devdas."
"Mazak nahi hai.. but I had my first encounter with booze coz of a girl man."
2 hours later... In the same pub..
"Tuuu mera saccha dost hai.. tu mere saath peene aaya.. Tuuu peene aaya."
"Tu bhiii mera saacha dost hai, jo mujhe zabardastiiii peene layaaa."
"Ek baat bataoon.. tu ye ladki logo ke chakkar mein mat pad, bahut papad belne padte hain.. saala upar se chhhod gai toh aur zyada daard hota hai."
"Kyaa huaa tha tere saath."
"Abe yaarrr.. I trustedd a girl with my life.. she left me coz her fucking Appa.. saala harami BC.. did not approve of me. Dusri wali ko pehli wali ko jalane ke chakkar mein pakda.. saali mera pura 1 saal ka savings chaat gai.. tessri wali toh mere liye God sent thi yaar.. but mein saala chutiya usko baki ladkiyo ki tarah treat kiya, eventually she got fed up of me and moved on, and the fourth one bloody wanted a slave/puppet...Saala kutta banake rakna chahati thi..Bloody bitch"
"Tuuu nee yee kabhi bataya nahiii mujhee"
"Abe kya batata.. Koi apne failure ki kahani sunata hai kya? Since then I have given up hope on love man..works for me this way."
"Hmmm, toh tu kya bolta hai.. main bhiii give up kar doon?"
"Abe nahi ye sab experience se seeko toh hi better hai.. everything Firstt Hand!!"
"Tohhh ye Prachi ka kya karu?"
"Hehe.. mere bhai you are asking a failed person for advice..Tujhe jo theek lagta hai karrrr...Just remember what ever you do.. never regret what you doo. Life mein seekh ne ke liye bahut hai.. Mujhe dekh 4 saal se ladkiyo ke alag types pe PhD kar raha hoon.. Tuu kum se kum apni Bachelor's Degree toh lele."
"Guruuuu.. tere charan dooke pappi deneka maan kar raha hai tere thopde pe."
"Hahaha.. Nautanki saala... Bartender saale.. pour me another one."
1 and a half hour later.. in the back alley of the Pub..
"BC.. SAALE.. BAAP KA MAAL SAMAJ KE RAKHA HAI....DEKH KE NAHI MAAR SAKTA KYA???"
"Duuudeeee.. tuu ne dekha kaise main ne.. saale bouncer ke takle pe chamat mara.. hahahaha.. saale ne jo wapas maara pura wasool hai.. hahahaha"
"O teriii.. abe awazz mat kar.. baju mein suwaro ek chota aur suukkhhiii pariwar soo raha hai.. Disturb hoga. Chup chaappp tu bhi soo ja.. nahi toh ye bhi harami G maar denge..."
"SHhhhhhhhhh.....NO TAALKINNGGGG...TIME OUT..."
"BC bouncer ki maa ki.. ganduuu ko kal dekhte hain.."
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz."
"ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
"Mood nahi hai yaar abhi, disturb mat kar."
"Muaaf kardo Nawab saheb, jaise hum gareeb logo ko
aap jaise bade logo ke pichwade mein ungli karne ke alawa aur koi kaam hi nahi hai na??"
30 seconds later..
"Abe chutiye, tu abhi tak aise hi pada hai, chal ready ho ja, we are going out,
Maa kasam agar tune natak kiya toh bheja phod dunga."
"Dude.. I dont want to go out, all we end up doing is boozing and ogling, faida kya hai?"
"Ohh.. BC.. Are you questioning the way of life we have perfected over the last 3 years??
We are men dude.. our only objectives in life are Booze and babes."
"Fuck you man!! I am done with you justifications."
"O teri..Kya hogaya, any thing serious?"
"Chod yaar tu nahi samjhega."
"Haramkhor, 5 saal se janta hoon tujhe. Try me."
"4 din se woh mera phone nahi utha rahi hai, ghar pe gaya toh, uski mom bolti hai,
she is gone out jab ke uski gadi garage mein hi padi thi."
"Abe toh G mein jane de usko, koi aur mil gaya hoga use,
Tu uske chakkar mein mere mood ki maa behen kyu kar raha hai."
"I love her man.. I cant live without her."
"Hmmmm, Ye tera pehla scene hai kya? By God.. Dont tell me ye tera pehla case hai."
"I miss her man."
"Abe she hasn't responded to your calls for 4 days, Take a hint. Waise bhi kab se janta hai tu usko?"
"Almost 4 months now..Dude.. I cant live without her man. I will die without her"
"Abe mere champu.. wake up and smell the coffee.. ITS BLOODY BURNING AND STARING YOU STRAIGHT IN THE FACE.. tera expiry date over ho gaya hai."
"BC..without even knowing her, how can you say this about her yaar."
"Trust me, I know girls like you don't."
"Jo bhi hai yaar.. Why is she doing this to me?"
"Simple hai Beeta.. sari ladkiyan SADIST hoti hain. I mean come on yaar,
look at the fucking serials they watch saas-bahu, roona-dhona, pyar-vyar, family values and shit.
Who in their right minds would want to watch that God forsaken pile of puke?"
"WTF has watching some serial got to do with Prachi not answering my call man? And BTW even your mom watches those fucked up serials..remember??"
"HARAMI!!.. argument mein Mamma ko beech mein mat la...
BTW 'PRACHI' bada hot sounding naam hai yaar, No wonder teri jal rahi hai."
"Bhootni ke, tu baat ko kahan se kahan le ja raha hai? Naam ka ladki se kya connection hai?"
"Bhai mere.. kitni baar tune kisi hot ladki ko dekha hai, jiska naam 'Sundarabhagya Srividhya Raman' hai?"
"Hmmm.. dekha toh nahi hai."
"EXACTLY!!! yahi toh mera point hai..Jitna hot naam utni hi hot ladki. Direct Proportion hai dude.."
"Boss.. pair kahan hain tere.. Tu mahan hai yaar.. bas ek kaam kar de mera.. BLOODY SPARE ME YOUR GYAN AND FUNDAS."
"Abe tu nahi janta.. bade kaam ke hain ye funde."
"Bas kar yaar.. nahi toh By God, teri maut ka zimmedar tu khud hoga."
"Chill yaar, kisi ladki ka ghussa tu mere pe kyu nikal raha hai?"
"Dude.. pata nahi yaar.. I cant get her out of my head."
"Dekh.. I wanna booze tu aa raha hai ya nahi?"
"Arrrrgghhhhh.. Chal mere baap, nahi toh tu mujhe chain se jeene nahi dega."
"Thats like a good Doggie.."
40 mins later.. At the Pub...
"Dude check her out man.. apni taraf hi dekh rahi hai."
"Chutiye theek se dekh, tere piche ladies bathroom hai, she is checking the line outside it..
Waise bhi I am done man..Bhad mein jaye saali sabhi kuttiya, I dont give a fuck."
"Are yaar.. tera kanta abhi tak wahi atka hai? Get over it man.. Move On!!! Koi aur mil jayegi."
"Abe tab se dekh raha hoon.. you talk like you know a lot about love and girls.. From what I know tu toh saale, laundibazzi aur tharkipan ka Champ hai, when the heck did you become an authority on Love?"
"Mere zakhmo ko khured ke unpe namak lagane ka chaska nahi hai mujhe. So lets just say that I have had my heart broken a couple of times."
"You never told me about this!"
"Batane layak kuch hai nahi yaar..If I look down that lane its all pain, some self-inflicted, some poured down on me."
"Hahahahaha.. Hard to imagine you as a heart broken devdas."
"Mazak nahi hai.. but I had my first encounter with booze coz of a girl man."
2 hours later... In the same pub..
"Tuuu mera saccha dost hai.. tu mere saath peene aaya.. Tuuu peene aaya."
"Tu bhiii mera saacha dost hai, jo mujhe zabardastiiii peene layaaa."
"Ek baat bataoon.. tu ye ladki logo ke chakkar mein mat pad, bahut papad belne padte hain.. saala upar se chhhod gai toh aur zyada daard hota hai."
"Kyaa huaa tha tere saath."
"Abe yaarrr.. I trustedd a girl with my life.. she left me coz her fucking Appa.. saala harami BC.. did not approve of me. Dusri wali ko pehli wali ko jalane ke chakkar mein pakda.. saali mera pura 1 saal ka savings chaat gai.. tessri wali toh mere liye God sent thi yaar.. but mein saala chutiya usko baki ladkiyo ki tarah treat kiya, eventually she got fed up of me and moved on, and the fourth one bloody wanted a slave/puppet...Saala kutta banake rakna chahati thi..Bloody bitch"
"Tuuu nee yee kabhi bataya nahiii mujhee"
"Abe kya batata.. Koi apne failure ki kahani sunata hai kya? Since then I have given up hope on love man..works for me this way."
"Hmmm, toh tu kya bolta hai.. main bhiii give up kar doon?"
"Abe nahi ye sab experience se seeko toh hi better hai.. everything Firstt Hand!!"
"Tohhh ye Prachi ka kya karu?"
"Hehe.. mere bhai you are asking a failed person for advice..Tujhe jo theek lagta hai karrrr...Just remember what ever you do.. never regret what you doo. Life mein seekh ne ke liye bahut hai.. Mujhe dekh 4 saal se ladkiyo ke alag types pe PhD kar raha hoon.. Tuu kum se kum apni Bachelor's Degree toh lele."
"Guruuuu.. tere charan dooke pappi deneka maan kar raha hai tere thopde pe."
"Hahaha.. Nautanki saala... Bartender saale.. pour me another one."
1 and a half hour later.. in the back alley of the Pub..
"BC.. SAALE.. BAAP KA MAAL SAMAJ KE RAKHA HAI....DEKH KE NAHI MAAR SAKTA KYA???"
"Duuudeeee.. tuu ne dekha kaise main ne.. saale bouncer ke takle pe chamat mara.. hahahaha.. saale ne jo wapas maara pura wasool hai.. hahahaha"
"O teriii.. abe awazz mat kar.. baju mein suwaro ek chota aur suukkhhiii pariwar soo raha hai.. Disturb hoga. Chup chaappp tu bhi soo ja.. nahi toh ye bhi harami G maar denge..."
"SHhhhhhhhhh.....NO TAALKINNGGGG...TIME OUT..."
"BC bouncer ki maa ki.. ganduuu ko kal dekhte hain.."
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz."
"ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Epic conversation!! how do you remember soo much and the essence of 2 guys/roommates conversing with/without alcohol influence is so amazingly intact. Good thing, I subscribe to this blog.
ReplyDeletereally dramatic! loved it bro... Hope this one is real too...
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